February 19, 2015
Instead of the more obvious solution: If you really don’t like living in New York, or can’t get a job, fracking move. Go get a job in Fracksylvania, your Fracking Dream Land. It’s not far. You can smell it when the wind’s from the south. And when you step in it, you’ll know you’ve arrived. Get a job on a non-working rig, get a job as a pole dancer, a Man Camp employee, or a toxic radioactive frack-filth shoveler. Go for it. Bye bye. Don’t forget to write ! And don’t let the swinging door hit you in the butt on the way out. But why stop with seceding to Pennsylvania ? Why not declare your own fracking country ? No taxes, no regulations, no land use restrictions, no liquor laws, no Medicare, no Social […]
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December 20, 2014
We won that battle. So relax. Take the rest of the week off. There will be plenty to do later on. Mean time, there will be no fracking “counter-attack” by the frackers. No big lawsuits. No Congressional action. Just some frak flaks whining and mouthing off. Here’s why: It’s simply not worth it to the frackers to take any more of a public caning. And they admit it publicly. Which is why there won’t be any meaningful lawsuits or legislation to challenge this. They not only lost, but they were chided in public by Governor Cuomo: the frackers failed to make their case environmentally in New York, economically in New York or scientifically via a preponderance of the peer-reviewed studies. Babbling (Governor Cuomo’s words) about how great fracking might be in a godforsaken […]
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