Ralph Hill’s Biggest F*ckups as CEO of WPX Energy #1: Fracking a Fault in Franklin Forks

Warning- this borderlines on Satire… but it’s ALL TRUE!

We don’t mean to pick on Ralph Hill as a person.
He’s probably a swell church-going man.

We only mean to pick on his professional performance.

Since he just got canned by the WPX Board of Directors,
it feels a little like picking on someone who’s already down…

It’s just so darn fun, and his screwups
— a BUNCH of ’em, to boot!-
have been so spectacular,
they can only be called… EPIC…

Ralph Hill’s WPX Energy is like Doofy Doofis,
the four-eyed fat kid with buck teeth
that everyone picks on.

It’s so easy to pick on Ralph Hill,
there is a little attendant guilt or shame…

But he deserves this for the living hell
he’s unleashed on Pennsylvania.

So here goes! Installment one of
“Kicking Doofy Doofis while he’s down!”

Ralph Hill’s Top 10 Dumbest Mistakes as CEO of WPX Energy #1:
Fracking a Fault in Franklin Forks

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