A whole lot of fracking pizzas. Just in case. Moniz's claim to fame as a Frackademic was the MIT study that found that new shale gas wells - a week old - do not leak methane. Old wells do. DOH. For that he became Energy Secretary in the Obama cabinet - the Uber Frak Flak. So now he's peddling pizzas in New York. http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/albany/2014/02/8540488/green-groups-disagree-monizs-rhetoric-fracking A coalition of New York's environmental groups sent a letter to U.S. … [Read more...] about Moniz Urges Cuomo to Approve Fracking and Buy Pizzas
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Some frack addicts are exploiting a loophole in the state drilling regulations; which appears to allow a well to be fracked with napalm. What they are not thinking about is the environmental hurdles; namely how many pizzas they are going to have to buy for the survivors. Horizontal wells are permitted in New York state. In the Town of Barton, there were three horizontal well drilled into Black River, but not fracked, by Talisman back in 2007. All were dry and are now plugged. Fracks under … [Read more...] about Propane Frack Farce Slouches Towards Pizzas
Fresh out of fracking pizzas, Chevron is unable to continue blowing up shale wells. "Executives are negotiating with Lloyds of London and Pizza Hut to resume operations." Send Chevron a message- Order your Fracking Pizza from Chevron’s CEO on Monday, 2/24. I have had two workers killed on my properties, one of them was crushed to death by a pump jack. A kid that grew up on the ranch next to ours was on the Deepwater Horizon when the big rig went down. So handing out pizzas after such a … [Read more...] about Out of Pizzas, Chevron Shuts Down All Fracking in Pa.
After blowing up one worker, injuring others and buying pizzas for the whole town, Chevron closed the well site to inspectors. http://stateimpact.npr.org/pennsylvania/2014/04/09/chevron-blocked-access-to-dep-after-fatal-well-fire-in-southwest-pa/ Chevron Blocked Inspectors After Fatal Well Fire Katie Colaneri/ StateImpact Pennsylvania A fire broke out on a Chevron natural gas well pad in Dunkard Township, Greene County, Pa. on Feb. 11. When a Chevron natural gas well … [Read more...] about Chevron To Regulators: “No Fracking Pizzas For You !”
And pulls out. Guess it was all a bunch of fracking hype, huh ? Who would have ever guessed that ? CHEVRON PULLS OUT OF FRACKING POLAND Poland’s fairytale dreams to develop it shale gas resources to secure energy independence and reap hydrocarbon riches, placing the nation as the “The Kuwait of Europe,” has evolved into an enduring nightmare. Today Chevron Corp, the leader in multinational efforts to develop shale gas resources in Europe, announced that it would not continue … [Read more...] about Chevron Runs Out of Fracking Pizzas in Poland
In more ways than one. After starting a shale gas fire that killed one worker, injured another and was too fracking hot to put out, Chevron's "community outreach" staff left pizza coupons at about 100 houses around the blast site - as they went through the town to inform people that the fatal well fire had been finally put out after 6 days - but that it might re-ignite. Seems like a real neighborly gesture, until you realize that the frackers probably paid for the pizzas by docking people's … [Read more...] about The Chevron Promise: If our fracking well explodes, the pizza is on us !
Everybody run ! Call Homeland Security. Fracked well causes evacuation of entire Pennsylvania town. Everybody gets a pizza ! "A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for a two mile radius after a gas well head was sheared off by crews working at a site near Cross Creek Twp. 187 and County Road 26. The order has been issued by the Jefferson County Office of Homeland Security and EMA. Pizza Hut and Dominos have been alerted. Evacuations are in place for the following areas: Twp. Road … [Read more...] about Frack Pizza Time !
Three years in the making, co-authored by head New York Frak Flak Karen "Mushrooms" Moreau, whose over-bearing bombast has has sold more towns on frack bans than the Slottjes, the frackers have issued their Rules of Deceit entitled "How to Frack the Public in 5 Easy Steps" for land men, frak flaks, industry shills and their local accomplices. Subtitled "How to make good on the promise of pizzas" Despite their elaborate effort to make nice, when it comes down to it, the frackers simply want to … [Read more...] about Frackers Publish “How to Frack the Public in 5 Easy Steps”
In only 3 states. Assuming they get caught 10% of the time, that means about 25 goofs - spills, blow outs, leaks, etc. a day. Oil and gas drillers ran afoul of regulators on average 2.5 times a day in three energy-intensive states for mistakes such as wastewater spills, well leaks and pipeline ruptures during the boom in hydraulic fracturing. Online records in West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Colorado showed regulators issued 4,600 citations from 2008 to 2013, the Natural Resources Defense … [Read more...] about Frackers Average 2.5 Reported Frackastrophes a Day
Unable to bride their way out of getting sued with pizzas anymore, the frackers are now offering neighbors $50,000 to sign away their rights to sue them. Obviously, this must mean that the frackers expect to damage their neighbors at some multiple of $50,000, like $500,000 or $5,000,000. Or they would not be trying to buy off their neighbors in the first place. Would they ? Hey, at least it's a step up from pizzas. That's progress, right ? Here's a better idea: Sue the frackers. Sue their … [Read more...] about “OK, forget the fracking pizza, how about $50,000 instead ?”