Another boycott ? At least this time it’s from the frackers. Usually I just spoof the Disjointed Landowners, but this time, they spoof themselves by calling on their members to duck the Frackbusters’ Forum this Friday in their own home town ! What the frack are they so afraid of ? The fracking truth about their prospects of leasing any mineral rights any time this decade ? Go check out what this Paid Fracking Chickenhawk does not want his dues paying supporters to see. It might put the geological kibosh on their notion of getting Fracking Reparations from the State of New York. Everything in bold is mine, the rest is direct from the Head Chickenhawk hisself – who is now bankrolled by a Frack Industry Front Group.
|Dear Friends, Coalition Leaders, Landowners, and Natural Gas Bags, and Fellow Fracking Chickenhawks
Here is another event that promises to be educational and worth attending to show your support for your rights to develop your Natural Gas safely and responsibly sometime in your lifetime, maybe, if you are Methuselah. Here are the details…
When: Tuesday, February 4, 2014, 4:30 (It is suggested to be there at 4:00 to secure a place in line so you can be assured entry.)
Where: Cornell University, Ives 305, Ithaca, NY
Please note that one of the most vocal anti-gas protesters, Chip Northrup, has encouraged his bongo beating dope fiend followers to attend this event ! Shocking ! He is so insecure that the anti-gas propaganda will be shown for what is that he incites them to jeer after each pro-gas comment and disrupt the event! Not only is he afraid that his ideology can’t stand up to reasonable debate and civil discourse, but he even resorts to juvenile playground name calling when he refers to the pro-gas speakers. Awful names like “Fracking Chickenhawk” and “Shale Shyster” And “Frak Flak” And even one that rhymes with “cracking manhole” This only confirms to us that he has no credibility! Just a sense of humor !
But it gets better! Yes indeedy. This is the same drug crazed zealot who is leading the anti-gas misrepresentatives in a Mis-Informational Propaganda Show at Binghamton University this Friday January 31. Even though he himself in person will be down in sunny Texas, somewhere out on the range, far from the madding crowd, the stars and the canyons his only companions.
We’ll be preparing a fact sheet/newsletter/ solicitation that will debunk all his claims, so be watching for it soon, along with an autographed copy of our Fraking Reparations Lawsuit Against the DEC
With so little credibility to offer, we can only say that attending his charade will be a waste of time and recommend that you don’t lend him the credibility he seeks by attending the BU show. Don’t even go to disrupt it as previously planned.
So go to Cornell, and please avoid the Vestal show that goes into great detail about what the shale gas prospects are for Broome County and beyond.
Please, we beseech you ! If you go to the Vestal show, wear ear plugs and a blindfold.
And remember, get those checks in to pay for our next threatened publicity stunt: c/o Feed the Shale Shyster Fund.
Dan Fitzsimmons, Paid Fracking Chickenhawk
Disjointed Landowners Coalition of New York, Inc.
FRACKING CHICKENHAWK NUMBER 1