After coming to realization that no real oil and gas company is going to come frack them any time soon – if ever – the landowners coalitions are now reduced to pimping for a Shale Shyster’s Publicity Stunt. That’s literally all they are left with: Hot air and pimping for a Shale Shyster – who is still milking dairy farmers to get publicity – as a shale shyster. All this so that the Shyster can pretend to sue the state agency that issues drilling permits for not issuing the landowners drilling permits that they never even bothered to apply for. Good luck explaining that to the jury. If Publicity Stunts were juried. . .
Dear Friends and Natural Gas Supporters,
Our complaint has already attracted a lot of positive attention. But some are calling it a PUBLICITY STUNT. (Which it was conceived as – no case, no plaintiff, no precedents, just a Shale Shyster)
I can assure you that our attorneys did not spend over 300 hours working on a publicity stunt and we would not risk alienating our many contributors by using their donations for A MERE PUBLICITY STUNT. We are SERIOUS!
(Translation: We need to pay the lawyers something or they will quit and go chase ambulances)
I’m sure you will see many efforts to discredit our lawsuit. (Where would they see that ?)
Those are sure signs that we have struck a chord. (Of unbridled mirth)
The anti-gas extremists know that this is serious. (Seriously funny)
Now we have to keep pressing forward with this effort.
Now more than ever, we need your support. Together we will succeed. (In forking over some of your cash to the Shale Shyster)
Show the Governor and the anti-gas protestors that you back your rights and safe and responsible natural gas development 110%.
Support from all natural gas supporters will be crucial. Fund raising is still ongoing. (Get your name in the Shale Suckers Hall of Fame)
Donations can be made payable to “PAY THE LAWYERS !” and mailed to:
PO Box 2839
Binghamton, NY 13902
Attention: Landowner Defense Fund
Donations can also be made by credit card by visiting the JLCNY’s Landowner Defense Lawsuit webpage (http://www.jlcny.org/site/
The JLCNY is a 501(c)(6) non profit corporation. Contributions or gifts to the Landowner Defense Fund through the JLCNY are not tax deductible as charitable contributions.
Thank you for your continued support. It is greatly needed and appreciated even more!
Dan Fitzsimmons, President
Joint Landowners Coalition of New York, Inc.