Local fracking chickenhawk Victor Furman, known as Frackman, a deep cover Energy in Depth fracking psy-ops counter insurgent, has recently been diagnosed with a severe case of “Ed Zachary Syndrome”during an indecent exposure incident.
First identified by epidemiologist Dr. I. Frakayuma of Kyoto, Japan, who described the condition as follows: “It where you butt look edzakary like you face.” When shown photographs of Mr. Furball, Dr. Frakayuma commented, “It worse case I ever see !”
Dr. Frakayuma traced the origins of the syndrome to toxins in the environment. A local doctor has speculated that Furball, whose nickname coincidentally is “ButtFace”, contracted Ed Zachary Syndrome by drinking what he claimed was fracking flowback at anti-fracking rallies – ostensibly to prove that frack flowback was safe enough to drink. To chants of “chug it, chug it” from bemused fractavists, Frackman would guzzle what he claimed was fracking flowback from a milk jug. Some doubted that the jug actually contained frack flowback.
“I think it’s probably just his urine,” speculated a local fractavist, a retired college professor. “Nobody in their right mind would drink fracking flowback, not even Frackman. But he does seem the type to imbibe his own urine to make a point.”
Others claimed that Frackman simply had an Energy in Depth tattoo put on his derriere, as a sign of affiliation with that gas industry front group. “That does not really look much like Frackman,” noted a Pennsylvania physician. She added – in open defiance of that state’s gag order on doctors regarding fracking: “Ed Zachary Syndrome is notoriously difficult to diagnose since most people don’t prance around with their butts hanging out – with the notable exception of Vic Furman.”
When a Binghamton tattoo artist was questioned, he seemed puzzled, “Maybe so, but why would anyone want a picture of Captain Kangaroo on their ass ? ”
Frackman was the featured speaker at his gashole buddy’s Susan Dorsey’s Holy Frack Rally in Albany – where thousands failed to show. Shown below is Frackman demonstrating that origin of the appellation fracking gas hole.